There has been an annoying trend that has picked up lately. No it's not mugging or doing amaths, but gav-spam. Yes, it is caused by non other than Gavin Tan, who has been using the school computers to spam our tag-boards. I am sure many of you bloggers out there have recently suffered from this mass outbreak. To curb this horrid disaster from further spreading, here are a few measures you can take:

1. Taupok Gavin the moment you see him, irregardless(i dun care if this word doesn't exist, i like it) of the consequences.
2. Jack Gavin the moment you see him. Practice on suresh if necessary.
3. Since banning of IP address is useless( there are over a 100 known computers in the school), i suggest either a) deleting your tag-board or b) turning a blind-eye.
4. Use the 'censoring' option on your tag-boards. However, this option may not work, since Gavin's knowledge of 'immature' words and colourful vocabulary are of immense proportions.
5. You may also take Gavin's bag and dangle it over the railings for incentive to stop his spamming. Let go only if necessary.
6. Stop offering him homework to copy, in hopes that this will bring him to his senses and realise the amount of pervasion that he has brought upon our blogs.
7. Place this picture on your blog.

(Just right-click, save picture as, and then host it on your blog.)


i hope that you will heed my warnings, and together we will be able to rid this world from gav-spam forever.