Friday, September 30, 2005
Saturday, September 17, 2005
The Autobiography of Mr Pilot
The following lies a recount of a true event that happened during a Chemistry remedial lesson.
It was a fine Monday morning that Jun Jie lent me, his beloved pilot pen to Mark Thompson. Mark had just finished all the ink in Mr Uniball Signo(a short pause to mark the demise of this fine pen), and had required the immediate use of another ballpoint pen for the purposes of Amaths. Needless to say, he chose me. After 2 days of use, it was during a chemistry make-up lesson that Mark decided to return me. Just before safely passing me to Jun Jie, the dastardly evil George Teo scooped me from safety and proceeded to hurl me towards Jun Jie. Let me digress. Have you ever seen George play basketball? I bet the answer is no. And do you know why? Because he simply cannot throw. And thus it was that the last thing I ever saw was a spinning blade of doom known to some as a fan(another short pause to mark my demise and to curse George). Apologies to all who have my black blood upon your shirts, for is it not said, ' A beheaded man cannot choose where his blood is to be spurted' ? So please, please, if you value your pen's life, DO NOT pass it to George. He will murder it. And to all who are listening, please help rescue all stationery from George's pencil case before another victim emerges.
And thus lies the last few moments of Mr Pilot's tragicomic, and above all short, life.
It was a fine Monday morning that Jun Jie lent me, his beloved pilot pen to Mark Thompson. Mark had just finished all the ink in Mr Uniball Signo(a short pause to mark the demise of this fine pen), and had required the immediate use of another ballpoint pen for the purposes of Amaths. Needless to say, he chose me. After 2 days of use, it was during a chemistry make-up lesson that Mark decided to return me. Just before safely passing me to Jun Jie, the dastardly evil George Teo scooped me from safety and proceeded to hurl me towards Jun Jie. Let me digress. Have you ever seen George play basketball? I bet the answer is no. And do you know why? Because he simply cannot throw. And thus it was that the last thing I ever saw was a spinning blade of doom known to some as a fan(another short pause to mark my demise and to curse George). Apologies to all who have my black blood upon your shirts, for is it not said, ' A beheaded man cannot choose where his blood is to be spurted' ? So please, please, if you value your pen's life, DO NOT pass it to George. He will murder it. And to all who are listening, please help rescue all stationery from George's pencil case before another victim emerges.
And thus lies the last few moments of Mr Pilot's tragicomic, and above all short, life.
Friday, September 16, 2005
new background!
hooray new background! looks very nice and professional rite? of course...since i made it! ahahah finally after 3 days of editing in photoshop, it's finished!
green day rox!!!!! =D
green day rox!!!!! =D
Tuesday, September 13, 2005
finally after about 1 whole term of staying back after school to edit, review, rewrite and design, the Victoriana is out! =D and for those who don't know the theme for this issue is sin city! notice the dark colour scheme? Anyway dammit la Mr Ong like free go put my face so big on 1st page... for wat sia.ahaha.
So thank to all the writers, designers, editors =P for your hard work and commitment! So now that this is over can at least spend my time studying....until they recall me back again to go edit the annual mag... hope they forget though...haha
Anyway now that Mr Ong has left to pursue his passion(hah), rumours has been heard that Mr Hazrin will be taking over VSMedia! sia now sure more strict..he NCC teacher summore.. But with his superior english skills sure can maintain this high standard of magazines! And John I try arrange put ur face front cover next time OK, dun keep bugging me =P
So thank to all the writers, designers, editors =P for your hard work and commitment! So now that this is over can at least spend my time studying....until they recall me back again to go edit the annual mag... hope they forget though...haha
Anyway now that Mr Ong has left to pursue his passion(hah), rumours has been heard that Mr Hazrin will be taking over VSMedia! sia now sure more strict..he NCC teacher summore.. But with his superior english skills sure can maintain this high standard of magazines! And John I try arrange put ur face front cover next time OK, dun keep bugging me =P
Sunday, September 11, 2005
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives......
oh no... look at the time! just finished my binomial theorems (damn u pascal!), and suddenly its officially Sunday, the 11/9/05, last day of the holidays..... ahhh tomorrow must wake up early... no more sleeping late wake up later. Ahaha reminds of a certain sum1 hu waked up at 3pm todae...(right, john cheo?) Anywae, to so-called celebrate this un-joyous occasion, I will be going out wif my frens tml( later today actually...) so here I am listening to green day's holiday (nice rite my radio blog? =), saying goodbb to the hols. can't wait for the november hols, and the China trip wif our hist class =D